daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow

crotchtops:

when a hoe touches your hair 

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(via humoristics)

skegleton:

wow what a intense and dramatic story full of heroism and action and tragedy let me just… drop all of these characters… into a domestic… au…

(via easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl)

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(via impossible-amelia)

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

(via impossible-amelia)


"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair (eww!) and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so." - Cher Horowitz, Clueless

paramaline:

mastermindenby:

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

this is more relevant than ever

 

(Source: 41omega, via mondo-s)

sebadasstian-stan:

if marvel made a movie about the winter soldier doing literally nothing, I would end up watching it twice and crying

(via starspangledsextape)

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