sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

(via sherlockismysuicidenote)

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

(via eziocauthon89)

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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(Source: thesoftestbunny, via coooooooooorvo)

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

katyglyndwr:

preferred pronouns is so passive like let’s have demanded pronouns. mandatory pronouns. deserved pronouns. earned pronouns. discovered pronouns. adopted pronouns.

(Source: katyglyndwr-oldblog, via reallyoldcat)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via abadhabitx)

generalelectric:

Running at full capacity, a GE 2.5 MW wind turbine can power 3,120 standard 800 watt toasters. That’s enough to make more than 6,000 pieces of toast! Now all we need is about 23 gallons of jam. 
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starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

(via hate)

Current and Former Sex Workers: Do Your Kids Need School Supplies?

sexworkerproblems:

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(via dykevibes)

"…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via screamyadong)

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