I am the enemy of common sense.
Bastards… where is the spoiler alert?!? Damn Facebook
Folie à deux
This man…
*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
Iron Man 3: Post Credits Scene
Marvel one-liners (x)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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*about to get murdered*
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murderer:
any last words
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me:
imagine how is touch the sky
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murderer:
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me:
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*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
WAIT WAIT, JUST FUCKING WAIT. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS FALL I WILL GET TO WATCH THE SHIELD TV SHOW AT 8 AND THEN SUPERNATURAL AT 9?!?!?! I think Tuesday’s may become my favorite day of the week.
Sam wouldn’t agree with you
They probably made this decision in the heat of the moment
LOKI’3D
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
Tonight Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins.
Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change the less you feel
Believe, believe in me, believe
That life can change, that you’re not stuck in vain
We’re not the same, we’re different tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
And you know you’re never sure
But you’re sure you could be right
If you held yourself up to the light
And the embers never fade in your city by the lake
The place where you were born
Believe, believe in me, believe
In the resolute urgency of now
And if you believe there’s not a chance tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
We’ll crucify the insincere tonight
We’ll make things right, we’ll feel it all tonight
We’ll find a way to offer up the night tonight
The indescribable moments of your life tonight
The impossible is possible tonight
Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight
my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
Wow.
The human body is fascinating
I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.
This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.